Super Doctor Ninja Bats

inkskinned:

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other…

My dad always made the tip part of a meal into a double teachable moment. Growing up, 15% was the standard, so he would show us the check and have us figure the tip in or heads. The second lesson was to always round in the waiter/waitresses favor. They served us and deserved every penny they could get.

I have never worked as a waitress, but I respect them and their work. They have to deal with jerks all day. It is my express purpose to be the person that made their job easier for them for a while.

And I never eat at a place where a tip is given, unless I have enough to cover a generous tip as well. If I can’t afford the tip, I can’t afford the food.

Don’t blink Jesus.

Don’t blink Jesus.

Lord of the Crumbs. This is the worst cookie recipe I’ve ever seen.

This is what fandom looks like to people on the outside. Lots of falling. Especially the Moffat fans.

It’s a Jayne selfie!

The Hobbit meets The Hunger Games.

This is how Night Vale spreads.

My favorite pair of shoes. Sadly retired… So I decided to memorialize them in drawing form.

The picture is just proof that the shoes exist. I didn’t take a picture of them as posed so I wouldn’t over-analyze my mistakes. Which I still notice. Oh well…

A swarm of giraffe over a punch bowl. For reasons.

A swarm of giraffe over a punch bowl. For reasons.

"What does the fox say." Ylvis - The Fox [Official music video HD] (by tvnorge)